Phil Tank

Satirical Reporter

A die-hard enthusiast who thinks that cars stopped improving after 1992. Frequently baffled by modern technological advancements and the re-use of old model names.

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Phil Tank

Carmakers Suspend Production of ALL CARS WORLDWIDE

A clickbait headline has caused Phil Tank to scratch his head.

10 Mar 2025

Audi Launches New Sub-brand: AUDI

Audi's new China-only sub-brand has caused Phil Tank to scratch his head.

15 Nov 2024